@patsajak: Hope I'm not nominated for Golden Globe. At Arby's and can't possibly make it on time.
@patsajak: Reportedly, msnbc streamlining apology process by creating computer template for on-air staff.
@patsajak: DirecTV may drop @weatherchannel tonight! Who'll make up cute names for winter storms & provide global warming info?
@patsajak: "Wheel" starts in 10 minutes here in LA. I've already lit the candles on the shrine and poured the wine.
@patsajak: I'm enjoying Twitter, but I still don't understand why people can't use complete sentences and proper punctuation, and still manage to conve
@patsajak: May sound morbid, but planning my own funeral. I want a big crowd. Would the "wave" be inappropriate?
