Another one
A guy walks into the dentist office to get a tooth pulled. The dentist sits him down in the chair to explain the procedure, when he gets to the part about the anthestic the guy refuses.
The dentist says "What do ya mean you dont need any gas this is gona hurt."
The guy says "I've only felt pain twice in my life and this ain't nuthin."
The dentist trys to give the guy a little novacane to numb the guy up but he refused.
The dentist finally agrees and goes ahead and yanks the offending tooth. The guy doesn't even flinch. On the way out the dentist says "Ok I can't stand it anymore. What are the 2 times that you felt pain?"
The guy says "Well a couple of years ago I was out hunting and when I squatted down to take a crap my testicles triggered a bear trap." That was the first time I've ever felt pain.
"And the second?" asks the dentist
"When I reached the end of the chain attached to the bear trap" replied the guy
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