If you own seven motor vehicles, and only one of them runs...
Cars:
1. 1972 442 convertible (project)
2. 1989 Jeep Grand Wagoneer (engine/trans "swap")
3. 1993 BMW M5 (crank hub went)
4. 1999 Mercedes SLK230 (Hey, this one runs!)
Motorcycles:
1. 1969 Triumph Bonneville (in pieces)
2. 1976 Kawasaki KZ750T (Café Racer Project)
3. 1991 Suzuki VX800 (fuel tank/paint)
Seven freaking vehicles. One of them runs. I can't even use my riding lawn mower at the moment, a house wren has made a nest in it and laid eggs (hatched yesterday).
