I'm Bill in Maryland, and I've been an idiot for around 20 years now... erm, what?

Umm, this isn't the Idiots Anonymous page? Oh.. it's Lateral G... OK
Umm, I'm Bill in Maryland. I have been an ASE Master Technician, owned a couple of tool franchises, and now I sell Lock and Security Equipment for a local wholesaler. One day, when I grow up, I'd like to move to North Carolina. But, I'll have to find a good job there first.