My wifes cookin was so bad the dog didn't beg for seconds, he begged for alka-selzer
My wifes cookin was so bad that the flies on the block pitched in to fix the screen door
oh my kids are a piece of work, i bought my son a bb-gun for Christmas and he bought me a sweatshirt with a bullseye on the back
my kids put crazy glue in my preperation-h...
from Caddyshack "Hey! You scratched my anchor!"
No respect i tell ya.....
Oh yeah, Rodneys one of my favorites
