50??? He's still a f'n baby.
Tell Cheryl she can come hang out in the shed with you and take photo's of you doing actual real work.
Sadly - you waited too long to ask Carroll for his autograph... Maybe you can find a simulated wood grain glove box door on eBay in lieu of... I think some boats - er - I mean Tor-rhinos came with that timely look.
Happy Birthday buddy.
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