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Originally Posted by Shmoov69
Don't know if they his, but they funny! 
You know you are a redneck When
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
Two good ol' boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the Local Nissan plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it makes us even! |
These two literally had me reaching for the kleenex box, LMAO!
