A little boy took his parents to court because he did
not want to live with them anymore. The honored judge
said to him, "So why don't you want to live with your
Dad?" "Because he beats me, " said the little boy.
"Why don't you want to live with your Mother then?"
asked the Judge. "Because she beats me as well." "Oh,
" said the Judge "Well who would you like to live with
then?" The little boy replied, "I would like to live
with the Oakland Raiders because they don't beat anyone.
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