[Ummgawa]

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. The

priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?


Yes, Father it is.


And who was the woman you were with?


I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.


Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may

as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? I cannot say. Was it Teresa
Volpe?


I'll never tell.


Was it Nina Capeli?


I'm sorry but I cannot name her.


Was it Cathy Piriano?


My lips are sealed.


Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then? Please, Father, I cannot tell you.


The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight-lipped, Johnny

Parisi and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot
attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.


Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nick slides over and
whispers,

What'd you get?

Four months' vacation and five good leads