Well, here's what Pat posted as his 'bio'.
But I think it raises more questions than he answered.
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Pt14
#PatsTwitterBio Hired for “Wheel” in Dec 1981, and begins planning next career move, knowing show won’t last long.
Pt13
#PatsTwitterBio Hired in 1977 as local weatherman at KNBC in LA. Perfect choice because there’s usually no weather.
Pt12
#PatsTwitterBio Gets first TV job in Nashville in 1972. Wins 14 local Emmys. (Who's going to bother checking?)
Pt11
#PatsTwitterBio First 2 radio jobs at minimum wage ($1.80/hr at the time). Picketing fails to raise that to $15.
Pt10
#PatsTwitterBio Begins radio career. Later has Post-DJ Syndrome due to repeated exposure to Helen Reddy’s “I am Woman”
Pt9
#PatsTwitterBio Joins Army. Sent to Vietnam. Accidentally wanders into Hanoi. Frightening, but good to meet Jane Fonda.
Pt8
#PatsTwitterBio With career goals set, Pat graduates HS, attends college, majoring in Good Hair and Teeth.
Pt7
#PatsTwitterBio Fails auditions for all school shows because of “lack of talent.” Decides on Game Show Hosting career.
Pt6
#PatsTwitterBio Irritates other kids by demanding school makes suits and gowns the official dress code.
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#PatsTwitterBio Shows inquisitive side by asking first teacher if she’s married, where she’s from & if she has hobbies.
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#PatsTwitterBio Gets first spanking when he steals the R,S,T,L,N & E alphabet blocks from other kids.
Pt3
#PatsTwitterBio Natural entertainer. Drops diaper for neighbors. Mother dreams of political career for son.
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#PatsTwitterBio Named Bob Barker Sajak. On hunch, mother changes birth certificate to Alex. Later settles on Pat.
Pt1
#PatsTwitterBio Born 10/26/46 in Chicago. Very easy birth. Dr. Heimlich later adapts method to choking victims.
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