Unbelievable wife comments --I can't be the only one

[waynieZ]

I love that thanks you made me laugh .
My wife is the most loving giving sweetheart of a woman BUT she trust me waaaaaaaay too much. This is the Friday after I got my 69 Camaro. I've been working on it all week changing fluids and priming it to get it started. My buddy Buster is calling from his car on the way home from work to see if I got it started yet. My wife come out to the porch in front of my house. She's relaying messages from Buster. We finally get to where I turn the keyand after sitting sense 1991 it fires right up . So I say something from inside the car . Shes so happy it started she says Buster wants to know what you said. So the smart %ss I am I say tell him I got a woodie . Never believing she would say it. She did, and had no idea what it ment. now Buster is laughing on one end I'm laughing on my end . She;'s say What, What did you tell me to say. I explain it and Buster pulls up . She never came back out of the house the rest of the night . We still tease her about it. She never repeats anything I say until shes sure what it is. Got to love them.

[GregWeld]

The power went off one night just before dinner... we were in the middle of preparing some food... SHE looks at me and dead serious says "no biggie, we'll just microwave it".

[legend]

An ex of mine once asked what time do they turn the cats eyes on

cats eyes wiki

[elitecustombody]

LOL, good stuff

[Romulus]

What's a wife????

[tones2SS]

Originally Posted by waynieZ

I love that thanks you made me laugh .
My wife is the most loving giving sweetheart of a woman BUT she trust me waaaaaaaay too much. This is the Friday after I got my 69 Camaro. I've been working on it all week changing fluids and priming it to get it started. My buddy Buster is calling from his car on the way home from work to see if I got it started yet. My wife come out to the porch in front of my house. She's relaying messages from Buster. We finally get to where I turn the keyand after sitting sense 1991 it fires right up . So I say something from inside the car . Shes so happy it started she says Buster wants to know what you said. So the smart %ss I am I say tell him I got a woodie . Never believing she would say it. She did, and had no idea what it ment. now Buster is laughing on one end I'm laughing on my end . She;'s say What, What did you tell me to say. I explain it and Buster pulls up . She never came back out of the house the rest of the night . We still tease her about it. She never repeats anything I say until shes sure what it is. Got to love them.

LOL!! that is funny Wayne.

[Vegas69]

My ol is so much smarter than me, it's pathetic.

[chr2002ca]

LOL. Those are some funny posts. Old gas, new gas. Way to get it started Doug.

I'll have to share my "wife's funny moment" now too. Its' short:

I needed to charge the battery in my Camaro during the build process a few years ago and so I pulled my wife's car into the garage, opened up the hoods, and whipped out the jumper cables. I hooked them up to my wife's car and as I was about to hook them up to the Camaro she says, "Wait a second, don't both cars have to be running first before you hook up jumper cables?"



Kinda like the solar-powered flashlight thing.

[cwylie]

Not car related but still pretty funny:

My girlfriend Amy and I were leaving for the coast one Friday after work and I reach in my truck console and pull out of bottle of Guarana(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guarana).
She said, "What’s that for?"
My response, "It’s for energy, I’m tired from working all day you can take one if you want."
Amy," I’m not taking bat poop for energy!!!!!!" With a disgusted look on her face

I just started laughing my ass off.

[chr2002ca]

Originally Posted by cwylie

Not car related but still pretty funny:

My girlfriend Amy and I were leaving for the coast one Friday after work and I reach in my truck console and pull out of bottle of Guarana(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guarana).
She said, "What’s that for?"
My response, "It’s for energy, I’m tired from working all day you can take one if you want."
Amy," I’m not taking bat poop for energy!!!!!!" With a disgusted look on her face

I just started laughing my ass off.

!!!!!