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Old 03-24-2015, 09:42 PM
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Default ISIS Fighters Meet A Marine

A large group of ISIS fighters are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters".

The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best troops over the dune where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice once again calls out "One Marine is better than one hundred ISIS fighters".

Furious, the ISIS commander quickly orders 100 of his next best troops over the dune and instantly a gun battle breaks out. After ten minutes of battle, again silence.

The voice calls out again "One Marine is better than a thousand ISIS fighters".

Enraged, the ISIS commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune.

Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire rings out as a terrible battle is fought. Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded ISIS fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men... It's a trap. There's two of them."

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Old 03-24-2015, 11:25 PM
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I see the humor but at the same time let's never underestimate the P.O.S that call themselves ISIS....if it were me I'd say just drop one bomb and finish that area of the world off...start fresh...
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Old 03-25-2015, 09:37 AM
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Funny -- and 100% true.


My personal problem with the whole thing is that I don't understand the real reasons behind ISIS ---- and don't really care to find out because of their tactics. Obviously "they" believe in something that drives them....
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I see the humor but at the same time let's never underestimate the P.O.S that call themselves ISIS....if it were me I'd say just drop one bomb and finish that area of the world off...start fresh...
in reality, not that easy. you just breed more followers.

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Funny -- and 100% true.


My personal problem with the whole thing is that I don't understand the real reasons behind ISIS ---- and don't really care to find out because of their tactics. Obviously "they" believe in something that drives them....
Yeah suppose your right Greg....the thought would be nice if we could wipe those ass hats of the face of the Earth..neo Nazi...osama's left over gang of tards....boko harum or whatever they call themselves. We the hell do these people exist. Spewing hate and causing harm wherever they are
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Being a Marine and having had the opportunity to deploy to Iraq in 05 and 08 I say unleash the Devil Dogs! In 2005 I was in the Triangle of Death
(Yusufiyah, Mahmoudiyah, Iskandariyah, Latifiyah) kicking in doors and doing constant foot patrols with relentless bombardment of indirect fire. Our unit sustained many casualities and it saddens me that not long ago I saw that ISIS was once again in control of that territory.

I don't under estimate the dedication of this group and that is the beauty of them. They want to die, the Marines are trained well in helping with this.

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Being a Marine and having had the opportunity to deploy to Iraq in 05 and 08 I say unleash the Devil Dogs! In 2005 I was in the Triangle of Death
(Yusufiyah, Mahmoudiyah, Iskandariyah, Latifiyah) kicking in doors and doing constant foot patrols with relentless bombardment of indirect fire. Our unit sustained many casualities and it saddens me that not long ago I saw that ISIS was once again in control of that territory.

I don't under estimate the dedication of this group and that is the beauty of them. They want to die, the Marines are trained well in helping with this.

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