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Old 12-31-2013, 12:08 AM
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A MALE FAIRY TALE:

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

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This is great, I can think of some people who would love that life!
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The American Dream!...
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Love it...

New years been and gone here, my wife and I set new year resolutions for each other.

Mine to her...no more bitchin and complaining and telling me what I can and can't eat / drink etc.

It's now 9:10am here 1st Jan. She's already failed.....

hers to me: Listen to her more....lol
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Love it...

New years been and gone here, my wife and I set new year resolutions for each other.

Mine to her...no more bitchin and complaining and telling me what I can and can't eat / drink etc.

It's now 9:10am here 1st Jan. She's already failed.....

hers to me: Listen to her more....lol
Sounds like the perfect relationship Chris!
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A MALE FAIRY TALE:

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

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I love it!!!!!!!!
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