I
started building �muscle cars� in 1986 when
I was 16 � working on my (at the time)
girlfriend�s Mustang in high school. OK� it
was a Mustang II (Ghia � thank you) with a
302 and an automatic but it was 1986 and
that�s what we could afford� cut me some
slack. Thanks to that car I learned how not
to do bodywork, why the wrecking yard is
your friend, and what a firing order was�
all valuable lessons to learn while you are
young.
My first car was a �71 Camaro that I bought
when I a year later � it cost me 500 bucks
and had been rear ended by a 3-ton delivery
truck. It was a combination of �burnt
orange� and spray on red primer with Cragar
5-slot mags. It needed a taillight panel,
bumpers, and a grill to before I could even
drive it and the first year that I had it
was spent in my parents gravel driveway
under a hideous home made shelter. The next
summer I took the Camaro to the local race
track for the first time and was hooked.
Yeah, it was � mile racing and the car was
slow and only had a peg leg but man, it was
a lot of fun. That�s when I started learning
some of the more important mechanical
lessons � how a snipe can be used to break
bolts off of rusted rear end at 3 am, why
bigger tires are not necessarily better, and
what a rod sounds like when it breaks.
That
year I also got my first real exposure to
First Gen�s� we �finished� my girlfriends
Mustang, sold it, and found a cheap �68 in
the local bargain finder � it was dumb luck
and had to have been meant to be � the add
was a couple weeks old but had the wrong
phone number so the car never sold. It was a
marina blue six cylinder powerglide car with
a split bench front seat and was stock in
every possible way imaginable � again I was
hooked. Compared to my �71 it was stiff and
rollie at the same time, but damn�
While we enjoyed the relative simplicity of
the �68 I put a new motor and transmission
in the �71 and was at the race track every
chance I could get. The car was still slow
(the stock suspension and rear hurt it a
lot) and kind of ugly but I was trying and
learning. That winter a friend decided to
sell his Super Stock �67 as a rolling
chassis for �cheap� � something like $7k � I
loved that car and had to figure out a way
to step up into it. After lots of
negotiation my step-dad and I bought the
car; I sold my �71 as a roller and
transplanted everything that I could into
the �67. That�s when I learned how much more
important suspension was than engine � in
the stock suspension �71 the car ran 18�s
with a 2.20 60� time� in the �67 it
immediately ran in 13�s with a 1.70 60� �
good lesson that applies to all forms of
racing�
My step father and I bracket raced the car
for a few years while I was in university
and when I graduated I started a little
speed shop in the country and continued to
hone my �skills� � developing from backyard
hack to something close to capable. As part
of my business I sold race fuel and small
parts at the local track � I was there every
single weekend for a couple of years and was
exposed to all different kings of racing and
racers; when the ASA would come to town I
would work on Mike Eddy�s crew for the
weekend, I got to help out Player�s series
(the late �80�s IROC factory cars) guys, I
got to meet guys like Mark Martin when they
were in town, and I started to get
interested in road racing. Unfortunately
though, as I think many people can attest,
racing also stopped being �fun�; it had
become my whole life and I ultimately needed
a break from it� the �67 was reluctantly
sold, the speed shop was closed, and I went
looking for a change of pace.
Fast forward a year or so and I�m married to
my former girlfriend and am working on
drilling rigs in northern Canada. That
summer my old friend mentions that he still
has the �67� and an old motor out of his
Super Gas car� we struck a deal and I spent
the better part of two years converting it
from a bracket racer to a true �street car�.
I ended up keeping that car through several
variations over the years � from a slightly
stupid street car to a competitor in local
Fastest Street Car Shootouts.
All told I had that car for nearly 15 years
before life got in the way of fun and we
parted ways again in 2004.
I know� you�re saying �what the heck does
this have to do with the OneLapCamaro?�
Ultimately � everything.
Starting with my girlfriend�s (now wife�s)
�68 - which we bought nearly 20 years ago -
I have had probably two dozen first and
second gen Camaro�s; some were not much
better than parts cars, some were around for
days, others for years. Twice over that time
I got �the call� from different body shop�s�
you know the call: �Hey, the owner has
disappeared and the sheriff is on his way �
you need to pick up your �car� right now��
I�ve �ruined� them trying to do the right
thing and I�ve been able to save some that
had no right being saved. I learned a lot
and met a lot of great people and somewhere
along the way, I got hooked again� this time
by Pro-Touring.
I lurked on the boards for a long time (back
in the early days), sometimes posting
pictures of some of the stuff I was doing on
the �67 the last year that I had it�
smoothing the firewall, installing Baer
brakes behind the skinnies up front, and
installing the Covan�s dash. I was inspired
by members like Carl, Jody and David; I was
fascinated by Tyler�s 50/50 when it kicked
off and anything about Mark�s cars was like
crack.
After I got my life figured out again I
found that I needed to build another Camaro.
I knew it had to be a �67 and I knew that I
had to build it. I know, its way cheaper to
buy than build� I know that� but I build
cars� I can�t just buy one. I need to know
every piece, every nut and every bolt; I
need to know its secrets and I need to have
it my way. I probably enjoy building the car
as much as I do driving it - so buying a
finished one was out of the question; I was
looking for a builder.
I found a really cheap EBay special ($2500)
in the fall of 2005. The car was on the
other side of the country, was a pro-touring
style, and didn�t look entirely horrible. I
bought it and in the two months that it took
to get it home began formulating a plan�
When I did finally get the car home it was
worse than I had imagined. If I had paid
more I would have called it a scam� the body
was rough and the subframe was cut up, the
third member was empty and there were no
rear brakes, the engine was in pieces and
the cylinders full of rust. But I paid $2500
bucks, what did I expect?
I bead blasted the car and found that the
body was much worse than I thought, I
brought it out to Heighton Restorations just
outside of Calgary to get some basic
bodywork done on the car. Well� after Chris
and I went over the car and made a list of
what needed to be done I was about ready to
say forget it. It needed just about
everything on the body side of things, not
to mention a new sub and rear frame. I was
one phone call away from throwing in the
towel and finding a new starting point but I
was also stubborn�
From there the rest is history and for the
most part pretty well documented here on
Lateral-g.net. It took three years and
really isn�t completely finished yet � and I
don�t know if it ever will be. We � I have
to say we when I talk about effort � we
probably have just over 4000 hours in the
car, between fabrication, construction,
bodywork, paint. And it is the product of
many minds, many hands, and many dreams.
One of the things that I really love about
the internet and forums like this is how it
can bring people � friends � ideas and
products together from around the world. We
built this car in the �frozen north� of
Calgary, Alberta Canada and I�ve benefited
from help, advice, and support from members
and sponsors from all across Canada and the
USA; that never would have been possible 10
years ago.
And I am still benefiting from that support
today. Right now the car is Best of Show
Coachworks in San Marcos, California where
Dick and crew are helping to sort our some
minor issues that I�ve been chasing since
SEMA last fall. Before that it was at
Ironworks Speed and Kustom in Bakersfield
where Rodger was helping to prep the car the
Costa Mesa Goodguys show. At that same show
I was able to autocross the car with Carl
and Larry and Steve and Mary while enjoying
the company and council of David and Mark
and countless other members! Talk about a
great community!


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