Extremely late Friday Funny

[Ummgawa]

Two businessmen in NY are sitting down for a break in their soon to be open store...as yet, the store isn't ready...only a few shelves are set up.

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we are selling."

No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious feller from Texas walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Texan drawl asks, "What're y'all sellin' in there?" One of the men replies, "Oh! We're selling ass holes."

Without missing a beat, the rebel says, "Well, I see y'all're doin' really good, you only got two left."

And New Yorkers think folks from the South are slow.