Douche Bag Thieves - Lateral-g Forums

novanutcase · #1 07-23-2009, 10:54 AM

Some douche bag tried to steal my Mustang last night!

I saw him from my bedroom window dicking around my driver side door so I snuck up on him and we started brawling out in the middle of the street. I got him into a submission hold and my neighbor called the cops.

Why can't people just leave other peoples stuff alone!

Now my door lock is all jacked up although I never use it anyways but the door skin around it is all scratched from him using a screwdriver trying to pry the lock off the door.

John

P.S. I guess all those UFC fights I've been watching came in handy!

Vegas69 · #2 07-23-2009, 11:02 AM

Rear naked choke.....

Payton King · #3 07-23-2009, 11:08 AM

have gone for the submission hold. I would have been looking to break a bone or two.

Your story made my day

novanutcase · #4 07-23-2009, 11:10 AM

MFer came at me with the screwdriver he was using to try and pry the door lock but when he went at me I tied up his arm and put an elbow into his throat and put him on the ground. He dropped the screwdriver as soon as I had him on the ground and my forearm pressuring his adams apple.

I was gonna do the "ground and pound" but, luckily cooler heads prevailed and I thought about this A-hole suing me for excessive force or whatever so I just kept him there till the cops arrived.

John

XLexusTech · #5 07-23-2009, 11:17 AM

Nice job. Hopefully you can get a restitution settlement. I can say he is lucky it was you and you were able to excersie some restraint.

ironworks · #6 07-23-2009, 11:29 AM

Boy all that High powered firepower you own and you come out of the house empty handed. Good thing you don't live in Bakersfield, The cops here would just shoot him. I think it is a standing order, if you rob a bank you get shot in Bakersfield, many people from LA have lost thier lives up here for robbing a bank.

I can hear the ring announcer now

In this corner, JOHN...... NOVA NUT CASE......LIM.......The only guy they let fight in their 5.0 glasses and fancy blue jeans......

ProdigyCustoms · #7 07-23-2009, 11:30 AM

Oh, in Flordia all I have to do is verbaly confront him, he turns in a threatening manner, I feel threatened, and I can shoot him.

My wife, my kids, my cars, my dogs................. your done!

Glad you came out on top. I probably would not have risked it.

**clill** · #8 07-23-2009, 11:32 AM

What did the cops say ?

RECOVERY ROOM · #9 07-23-2009, 11:40 AM

Bad Ass man,I love it....Screw driver would get you shot around here.Glad you stopped the MFer.Could have done a little face grinding in the asphalt that's not to excessive.

Sideshow · #10 07-23-2009, 12:04 PM

personally... I think you did the wrong thing. you should have just called the cops. I see too many good people get killed by doing something like that. now what if he was packing? what if you did do the ground and pound? don't get me wrong... I'm glad you caught him but could have been a different story really quick.