Very Early Friday Funny(Its Friday somewhere) - Lateral-g Forums

**Ummgawa** · #1 08-03-2006, 05:42 PM

A man walks into the dentist's office with a toothache, and after the dentist examines him, he says, "That tooth has to come out. I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be back in a few minutes." The man grabs the dentist's arm, "No way.. I hate needles. I'm not having any shot!"

So the dentist says, "Okay, we'll go with the gas." The man replies, "Absolutely not. It makes me sick for a couple of days. I'm not having gas."

So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water. "Here," he says. "Take this pill." The man asks, "What is it?" The doc replies, "Viagra."

The man looks surprised, "Will that kill the pain?"

"No," replies the dentist, "but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth."

Hooligan · #2 08-03-2006, 05:59 PM

A guy walks into the dentist office to get a tooth pulled. The dentist sits him down in the chair to explain the procedure, when he gets to the part about the anthestic the guy refuses.

The dentist says "What do ya mean you dont need any gas this is gona hurt."

The guy says "I've only felt pain twice in my life and this ain't nuthin."

The dentist trys to give the guy a little novacane to numb the guy up but he refused.

The dentist finally agrees and goes ahead and yanks the offending tooth. The guy doesn't even flinch. On the way out the dentist says "Ok I can't stand it anymore. What are the 2 times that you felt pain?"

The guy says "Well a couple of years ago I was out hunting and when I squatted down to take a crap my testicles triggered a bear trap." That was the first time I've ever felt pain.

"And the second?" asks the dentist

"When I reached the end of the chain attached to the bear trap" replied the guy

Blown353 · #3 08-03-2006, 06:19 PM

Another one sent to me this morning...

An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 200yen and walked out with $72.00. The following week he walked in with 200yen, and was handed $66.00. He asked the teller why he was getting less money than he had gotten the previous week. The teller replied “fluctuations”. The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned and said: “fluc you Amelicans too!”

**Ricochet** · #4 08-03-2006, 07:00 PM

Thanks for early Friday Funnies guys!! Won't be around tomorrow, so for it was perfect!! Good way for me to start my 3-day weekend.

You guys have a good one!!

Yenkostyle · #5 08-03-2006, 07:02 PM

Love it! BTW it is Friday here in the land of the rising sun so well appreciated and very welcome to keep moral high when your ride is across the big blue pond!

Mike Hall · #6 08-03-2006, 07:35 PM

LOL, Where do you get these jokes from.

Mike

Musclerodz · #7 08-03-2006, 11:09 PM

I don't know what some of us would without Jim's Friday funnies.

Mike

PhaseShift · #8 08-04-2006, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blown353

Another one sent to me this morning...

: “fluc you Amelicans too!”

Living in Asia for 10 years now, I think that the guy actually said: " Fluck yoo Amelicans true"

Now back to your regularly scheduled joke.

PhaseShift · #9 08-04-2006, 10:21 AM

And if that were not enough- A client just sent this in celebration of my home state (Tennessee)...

This guy was laying pipe with his sister and she says to him "you are a lot lighter than dad". He says "yeah, mom thinks so too".

FreddyBoy Design · #10 08-04-2006, 06:56 PM

too funny you guys...
one thing though, if the guy did´nt feel any pain when pulling OUT the tooth, how come he felt the toothache?

/Freddy