A man had been married to his wife for ten years. He felt in that time that their love life had gotten boring and predictable. Concerned that his wife might get tired of the same routine, he went to his brother for advice on how to spice things up in the bedroom. After many hours of advice giving, the man decided to "give it a try".
That night they went at it like Drunk Monkeys and, after it was over and the cigarettes were smoked the man asked "Did you notice any thing different about our Love making this evening?"
note...this is edited, but im sure you get the idea.
the 3 stages of "farking" in a relationship:
stage 1: at the begining of a relationship... farking all the time... anytime of the day, any place, etc
stage 2: been in the relationship a while...got married, farking on in passing...such as when you pass each other around the house.. example "hi honey..im home, fark off...im busy"
stage 3: when the relationship ends and you "new" ex wife farks you in court.