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Old 12-05-2006, 10:07 AM
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Talking Golf Story

ONLY A GOLFER WOULD UNDERSTAND THIS STORY



It was a sunny morning, a little before 8.00am, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was
beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker,



"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!"



I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in
my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the
announcement, "Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the
men's tee."



I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, When
once more, the Man yelled,

"Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, please!" I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back . . .

"Would The a$$hole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me play my second shot!"
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:52 PM
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hahaah, great story, I can relate for sure.
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:17 PM
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LMAO! Dennis. I love that! Maybe because Im very
close to becoming a pro!
Take care Dennis!lol
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Old 12-06-2006, 04:21 PM
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Sounds like we need to try and schedule a round at of the one shows this year. They must have been thinking about me when they wrote this joke.
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Old 12-06-2006, 05:09 PM
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The car is all done Ill have to shoot you some pics!
are you guys going to indy this year?
Yea We have to do that Golf is so much fun.
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Old 12-07-2006, 08:49 AM
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Sounds like a plan. Kenny should have a few feature cars out this year, so Indy is a must. E-mail the car pics to [email protected]
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