So two priests are out for their weekly golf game. After the game they are in the clubhouse locker room changing clothes. The first priest happens to notice a nicotene patch on the other priests "unit". He says, "Uh, I think those are supposed to go on your arm." to which the second priest says, "Hey, this thing is working just fine. I've only had two butts today."
A guy walks into a bar and sits down to order his first bourbon and coke. As he does a giraffe comes and sits down beside him, and says make that 2.
The guy and giraffe drink the night away until they are both very tipsy. The man looks at his watch and thinks he better head off home, he thanks the barman, and says his goodbyes. He is stumbling towards the door, when the giraffe says 'yeah mate i think i've had enough to drink aswell' and he stands up with intentions to follow his new buddy towards the door. Instead, he falls in a heap on the floor.
The barman yells to the man walking to the door 'hey buddy, you can't leave that lying (lion) there'
He replies 'Mate, i'm drunk, but i know that ain't no lion, thats a giraffe!!!!!!!!!'
Boom boom.....
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