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Old 05-24-2014, 02:23 PM
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#YMBAR…if your one phone call from jail is to someone in another jail.


lol...I hadn't thought of that.
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"#YMBAR...if you are the legal heir to a fireworks stand."


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Agreed.

Years ago I bought my son one of Foxworthy's YMBAR daily calendars and this one has stuck with me;

YMBAR if the last thing your ex said to you was 'It's me...or them dawgs!'
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