Jeff Foxworthy 'YMBAR'

[fleetus macmullitz]

@foxoutdoors:

Daily #redneckjokes:

#YMBAR…if your one phone call from jail is to someone in another jail.


lol...I hadn't thought of that.

[fleetus macmullitz]

@foxoutdoors:
Daily #redneckjokes:

"#YMBAR...if you are the legal heir to a fireworks stand."


The stuff dreams are made of...

[Track Junky]

If you mow your lawn and you find a car

[fleetus macmullitz]

Originally Posted by Track Junky

If you mow your lawn and you find a car

Agreed.

Years ago I bought my son one of Foxworthy's YMBAR daily calendars and this one has stuck with me;

YMBAR if the last thing your ex said to you was 'It's me...or them dawgs!'

[Track Junky]

If your grand ma doesn't take the cigarette butt out of her mouth while she's telling the CHP officer to kiss her ass.........

[fleetus macmullitz]

Originally Posted by Track Junky

If your grand ma doesn't take the cigarette butt out of her mouth while she's telling the CHP officer to kiss her ass.........

@foxoutdoors:

"Only a #redneck can turn hay bales and a tarp into a pool this luxurious."

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