A company put on a "survival" week for its top management. The retreat was to increase teamwork and dependancy on each other as a means of increasing productivity in the job place. The CEO, naturally, was in charge. He assigned three men to differing tasks.
Jose' was assigned to set up camp including tents and sleeping bags.
Mike was put incharge of finding a water source and getting fresh drinking water.
Cam Fong was put in charge of supplies needed for the week.
Jose' and Mike performed their tasks perfectly and efficiently. Cam Fong was nowhere to be found, After a full day with no supplies the CEO formed a search party and went looking for Cam Fong in the woods around the camp.
After 4 hours they were about to give up when they rounded a corner.
Hey, why do men love it when a woman is dressed head to toe in leather?
'Cause she smells just like the inside of a new sports car!
Hey, I didn't make it up, I just had the poor taste to share it!
Shiny Side Up!
Bill
__________________ You ever wonder what medieval cook looked at the guts of a pig and thought, "I bet if you washed out that poop tube, you could stuff it with meat and eat it."
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