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**Ummgawa** · #1 10-07-2005, 12:42 PM

Once upon a time a guy aked a girl "Will you Marry me?"

The Girl replied "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after, worked on his car all he wanted, pissed with the lid down, scratched anytime he wanted too, played golf, went fishing and hunting, came and went as he pleased and Farted anytime he needed to.

THE END

Smack_talker · #2 10-07-2005, 12:48 PM

The funny thing is I STILL do most of those things GF present or not.

**Ummgawa** · #3 10-07-2005, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack_talker

The funny thing is I STILL do most of those things GF present or not.

If she is your girlfriend, then here's a joke JUST FOR YOU!!!

Ya know what kills a girlfriends sex drive?

WEDDING CAKE.

Derek69SS · #4 10-07-2005, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Ummgawa

Ya know what kills a girlfriends sex drive?
WEDDING CAKE.

Cosigning on a home-loan will also do this

69rs · #5 10-10-2005, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Ummgawa

Once upon a time a guy aked a girl "Will you Marry me?"

The Girl replied "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after, worked on his car all he wanted, pissed with the lid down, scratched anytime he wanted too, played golf, went fishing and hunting, came and went as he pleased and Farted anytime he needed to.

THE END

Anything you need to talk about, Jim?

evilzee28 · #6 10-10-2005, 04:22 AM

Why are wedding dresses white??

'cos they match with the cooker, fridge & washing machine lol

69rs · #7 10-10-2005, 04:40 AM

A man runs into the house yelling "Honey, pack your bags, I just won the lottery!!"

She says "Should I pack for the mountains or the beach?!?"

He says "I don't care, just get out!"

907rs · #8 10-10-2005, 04:59 AM

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great
seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she
liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all
the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each
other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

**Ummgawa** · #9 10-10-2005, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by 69rs

Anything you need to talk about, Jim?

If you will note, the joke was if the Girl said "NO"!

Mine said yes. Poor thing, she had no idea what she was getting herself into.

jannes_z-28 · #10 10-10-2005, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Ummgawa

Mine said yes. Poor thing, she had no idea what she was getting herself into.

I guess that goes for most of our women LOL. Maybe they think it is really good when we are working on our cars so they can be by themselves.

Jan