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intocarss · #1 02-26-2013, 08:17 AM

Top British rally driver, Mark Fischer, today found himself at the centre of a storm of controversy after confessing that he had absolutely no idea what his long-term co-driver, Gethyn Davis, was talking about during races.

It had been assumed that co-drivers were reading ‘pace notes’, a series of instructions describing how to negotiate the road layout ahead, but Fischer claims the notes are ‘total nonsense’ and that he has simply been humouring his co-driver all these years. ‘It’s just gibberish,’ he said. ‘But the regulations say that there must be two people in the car at all times during the race, and Gethyn was a good mate so I always just took him along for the ride.’

Davis is reported to be furious at Fischer’s statement and maintains that they were equal partners in the team, but Fisher has been quick to dismiss this.

‘Oh, come on,’ he said. ‘I mean, ’50 5-left and stop 2-right half minus braking into K-right 90 maybe and absolute crest 500′. What the hell am I supposed to make of that when I’m flat out over a jump sideways at 90mph?’

This is not the first time Fischer has courted controversy over the role of co-drivers. In 2009, after finding himself without a co-driver for the Jyvaskyla Rally in Finland, he kidnapped a homeless man and forcibly strapped him into the passenger seat to ensure that the two-people-in-each-car rule was complied with. The stunt only came to light when onboard footage taken during the race revealed that rather than reading the ‘pace notes’, the Finnish co-driver was in fact screaming the words ‘Oh ****!’ over and over again, occasionally interspersed with other phrases including, ‘Watch out for that house’ and ‘Slow down, you mad bastard’.

**GregWeld** · #2 02-26-2013, 08:43 AM

Awesome and so true. No way you're processing the co-driver and what you're doing and seeing at the rates of speed these guys are traveling.

I'll have more first hand information on this once Rodger Lee and I complete our DirtFish Rallye school this summer.

**Spiffav8** · #3 02-26-2013, 08:48 AM

That's good stuff. Heck I'll be his co-driver just for the ride.

**Flash68** · #4 02-26-2013, 09:07 AM

Oh man that's hilarious. It's nice to see some brutal honesty in this world occasionally.

**Sieg** · #5 02-26-2013, 09:30 AM

The read definitely put a smile on my face.

Similar situation to this video, which I've posted before but I really can't watch it too many times. No time to talk just point when the G's will let ya! GW - This is at Albany right next to the freeway.....we should try to make an event when the big-boys are running.

intocarss · #6 02-26-2013, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sieg

The read definitely put a smile on my face.

Talk about..Sit Down, Hang On & Shut Up