The Wife won the Lottery!!! - Lateral-g Forums

**Ummgawa** · #1 07-14-2006, 09:17 AM

My wife came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

I said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."

KillaCamaro67 · #2 07-14-2006, 09:24 AM

oh shizzles!

how much did you win?.. the big boy money or the lil big boy money?

JohnnyR · #3 07-14-2006, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by KillaCamaro67

oh shizzles!

how much did you win?.. the big boy money or the lil big boy money?

It's his friday joke.

-j

KillaCamaro67 · #4 07-14-2006, 10:48 AM

i won a stiffy!

BC69 · #5 07-14-2006, 11:11 AM

I have heard that joke before always told from the opposite perspective. Guy kicks out wife. After yor jokes yesterday, I am suprised you stated in that way!!!

Tim

**Ummgawa** · #6 07-14-2006, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BC69

I have heard that joke before always told from the opposite perspective. Guy kicks out wife. After yor jokes yesterday, I am suprised you stated in that way!!!

Tim

Dude,

It's told from the same perspective, I'm just wiping the foam off the brew from indoors (beings the grass has already been cut). It's a Youngian thing. For you fillossifier types.