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Old 07-30-2007, 12:55 PM
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Default A gift for his daughter

I found this to be funny. Not sure if the rest of you will...

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95
Skater Barbie for $19.95
and Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and says "Sir Don't you know...

"Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's Best Friends..."

Last edited by AAW; 07-30-2007 at 01:23 PM.
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