There's always a critic

[Scotch]

Hmm...Me thinks you encountered some spritzers.

Spritzers are the guys at car shows who can't stop spraying/wiping/dusting their cars the whole damn day. They worry about a bit of dirt or a rock chip, and goofy stuff (like panel gaps) are actually important to them. They know how to drive a buffer, but not a timing light...

Fux those guys...