Thursday Funny

[Ummgawa]

A Man is in a Bar. He has been drinking for a few hours, shots and beer.

He drinks so much he pukes on himself. "Damn!!" he sez, "My wife spent twenty dollars having this shirt cleaned and she is going to be pissed!!"

"Hey Dude" the guy sitting next to him sez "Do what I do, stick a twenty dollar bill in your shirt pocket and tell her that a drunk guy sitting next to you puked on your shirt and offered to have it cleaned."

"Will it work?" the guy asked. "It worked for me" said the other guy.

He arrives at home, his wife sez, "You asshole, you have been out drinking again and puked on your shirt!!" "Nah" he sez. The guy sitting next to me was drinking heavily and puked on me. I was upset and he gave me twenty bucks to have my shirt cleaned".

"But their is fourty dollars in your shirt pocket!!" the wife screams!

"Yea...he $hit in my pants too".