Golf Story

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ONLY A GOLFER WOULD UNDERSTAND THIS STORY



It was a sunny morning, a little before 8.00am, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was
beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker,



"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!"



I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in
my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the
announcement, "Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the
men's tee."



I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, When
once more, the Man yelled,

"Would the man on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee, please!" I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back . . .

"Would The a$$hole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me play my second shot!"