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Old 03-14-2007, 05:44 PM
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A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "No they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
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