Who's this Doug Renner guy?

[GregWeld]

Jeff! They make a spray for that!

..... thumbing thru a stack of catalogs.....

.... pause....

..... AH! Here it is! It's distributed exclusively thru Ironworks! It's called Doctor Renners Miracle Gap Improver. The directions say "... a light spray on unsightly gaps will eliminate almost all comments. Should comments continue, use directly on the lips of person making comments".

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