Friday Funny - Engineering Consultants

[intocarss]

That is great Thanks

You haven't lived until you work on a dirt track car with a Mechanical Engineer who also drives it LOLOL

[Ron in SoCal]

A medical doctor, an engineer, and a management consultant were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world.

The doctor started… "Well, in the Bible, it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam’s body. This must have required surgery, and so I can claim with a high degree of confidence that mine is the oldest profession in the world."

The engineer responded, and said, "But earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and certainly the most impressive application of civil engineering. Therefore, dear doctor, you are wrong: mine is surely the oldest profession in the world."

The management consultant leaned back in his chair, smiled, and then said confidently, "Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?"

[Ron Sutton]

Nice one Ron.

[fleet]

Originally Posted by Ron in SoCal

The management consultant leaned back in his chair, smiled, and then said confidently, "Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?"

Sounds like they're good matrimonial material.

[Ron Sutton]

Originally Posted by intocarss

You haven't lived until you work on a dirt track car with a Mechanical Engineer who also drives it LOLOL

What kind of dirt car was it?

[intocarss]

Originally Posted by Ron Sutton

What kind of dirt car was it?

We race a Dwarf car, M&M chassie with a ZX10

[Ron Sutton]

Originally Posted by intocarss

We race a dwarf

Is that legal? JK

Cool. Where do you run? Perris? Ventura? Oildale?

[intocarss]

Originally Posted by Ron Sutton

Is that legal? JK

Cool. Where do you run? Perris? Ventura? Oildale?

It's not exaclty PC LOL.. Yes Ron, we race at those tracks and all over with CDCRA, and WSDCA. Tomorrow is our first race at the new improved Orange Show Speedway

[Ron Sutton]

Oh yeah ... I forgot about Orange Show being converted to dirt.

We raced USAC Focus Midgets there from 2005-2011 (obviously when it was pavement). Orange Show was part of the Western States USAC Tour.

Do you know Walt Boyd & Kyle Cline? They raced Dwarf cars & the USAC Focus Midgets.

[intocarss]

Originally Posted by Ron Sutton

Oh yeah ... I forgot about Orange Show being converted to dirt.

We raced USAC Focus Midgets there from 2005-2011 (obviously when it was pavement). Orange Show was part of the Western States USAC Tour.

Do you know Walt Boyd & Kyle Cline? They raced Dwarf cars & the USAC Focus Midgets.

I have met Walt Boyd a few times, he is a character!! Don't know Kyle by name ...may know him by car. We've been doing dwarf cars since end of 2009 (I don't drive I wrench). Since you're into pavement... I used to help out a couple of roundy round drivers at Saugus Speedway back in the 80's, and we used to build engines for a lot of cars there (Bill Loe racing engines)..

We ran Orange show Mesa Marin and El Cajon on occasions. Bill Loe went on to work for Spears then Bill Moropoles (sp) doing engines for irwindale and now has a shop up in Bako doing engines for that new track and some dirt cars You know him??