It's terribly hot out, and a blind tourist happens to find his way into a dyke bar for a beer. He sits down at the bar, orders a beer, and asks the barkeep if she'd like to hear a blonde joke.
Listen, says the barkeep, I'm a 6 foot 4 blonde lesbian who works out with free weights at the gym twice a day, the girl to your right is a blonde too, she's an professional boxer, the lady on your left, well she's is a blonde also, she's a long haul trucker who loves a good bar fight, and it just so happens the other 7 patrons in the bar are blonds also.
Do you still want to tell that blonde joke? I guess not says the blind tourist, not if I'm going to have to explain 10 times.....................................
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in Chatham , Ontario. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I’ve heard enough of your stupid ass blonde jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a perso...n's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
3 blonds walked into this building.
You would think that 1 of 'em would've seen it.
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