Pastor's donkey

[intocarss]

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race
and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in another
race and it won again.
The local paper headline read:
PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter
the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get
rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey, so she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS
ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where
it could run wild


The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE..
The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and
misery . . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!

[Track Junky]

[fleetus macmullitz]

Epilogue...

There was a lad named Jerdawg who made his racey truck street legal.

He went for a ride out in the boonies, where the arse that ran free ran in front of his racey truck.

After the horrific collision, in different ways, both their arse$ were broke.