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Old 03-24-2015, 08:42 PM
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Default ISIS Fighters Meet A Marine

A large group of ISIS fighters are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters".

The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best troops over the dune where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice once again calls out "One Marine is better than one hundred ISIS fighters".

Furious, the ISIS commander quickly orders 100 of his next best troops over the dune and instantly a gun battle breaks out. After ten minutes of battle, again silence.

The voice calls out again "One Marine is better than a thousand ISIS fighters".

Enraged, the ISIS commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune.

Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire rings out as a terrible battle is fought. Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded ISIS fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men... It's a trap. There's two of them."

Semper Fi Marines!
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