A star tries to give back... again:)

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Told my dog I was feeding him only natural, holistic food.

Not sure he could hear me over slurping of water from toilet."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Depressing moment today. Helped little old lady to cross street, then found out she's 6 years younger than I am."


@patsajak:

"People ask what I'll do after "Wheel." No problem. I'll sell my Beanie Baby collection, and I'm set for life!"

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Can't decide whether to fly down to Rio or just have some wine and string cheese and watch something on Netflix."


Unlike most Hollyweird types, this dude has a real life!

[intocarss]

[fleetus macmullitz]

Originally Posted by intocarss

Megadittos my wavy friend.




@patsajak:

"Good News! Beginning today, all my tweets will be gluten free!"

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"To me, spaying and neutering your pet seems excessive. It really should be one or the other."

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Don’t know how he got number, but TSA guy who did airport pat-down last night keeps calling. He wants to have dinner."




lol

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"I just measured my carbon footprint. It's a 10 1/2 D."

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Who said game show hosts don't have depth?

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"Weird dream last night. Progressive's Flo was mauled by Geico's gecko. Actually woke up smiling."

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Hopefully this dream comes true...and then mayhem and the gecko whack each other.

[fleetus macmullitz]

@patsajak:

"FYI, will be hanging out on Chicago's WGN Radio tonight starting at 8:15 CT. (Kardashians must have cancelled.)"

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A humble star...