This thread reminds me of a joke I once heard:
A young native-american girl walks into her uncle's teepee and sits down. After a while, she asks, "White Owl, how we get our names?" The uncle replies, "When child is born, father look outside teepee and whatever he sees he names child." "For example, when I born my father see a white owl fly over teepee, so he name me White Owl." "And when your mother born, her father look outside and see a deer running through the field, so she receive name Running Deer." The little girl sits and thinks about it for a while and then says, "Thank you White Owl for your wisdom." She is about to leave when the uncle asks, "Do you have any other questions, Two Dogs F_cking?"
Maybe whatever you see outside of your garage in the morning, you should name your car.