My wife and I came to an understanding very early - on our wedding night.....
We finally got rid of the reception crowd and made it to our room. As we were changing out of our wedding clothes, I threw my trousers at her and said "Put those on!!" She replied "What? I can't wear those!!" I said "That's right. Don't ever forget that I wear the pants in the family!"
I was a little scared and puzzled by the look on her face

but figured that I had made my point when she returned to slowly removing her clothes. Upon completing that task she threw her painties at me and said "Put those on!!" Shocked, I replied "I can't get into your panties!" She sternly said back to me "Your damned right and you never will until you change your attitude!!!
And that's when the understanding

started......