OK, Whats everybody gettin for Christmas this year?

[Keith]

Originally Posted by Ummgawa

Oh and Jeff, wouldn't an all out ass whuppin' have been easier than moving, building, 2 closings and a new house?

You da man Dude!!!

Oh and Keith, I got a Ham!!

ahaha...serves you right!!

[Stuart Adams]

What ever you buy for Christmas for yourself always, always, always say what the ladies say to justify it - IT WAS ON SALE!!!!!!!!!!

[zbugger]

I'm getting the usual for christmas. A pair of socks, some coal (most likely in the socks), and a few bruises. For what, I do not know. Probably my mouth.

[jonny51]

Originally Posted by zbugger

I'm getting the usual for christmas. A pair of socks, some coal (most likely in the socks), and a few bruises. For what, I do not know. Probably my mouth.

What about the carton of ciggeretts?

[907rs]

I'm crossing my fingers for a set of Baer brakes. I gave my wife a BIG hint, so we'll see!

[Ummgawa]

Bill

Be "Mr. Subliminal"....Say 'Baer Brakes' after every 20 words you say or so.
Example:

Good Morning Dear, Are we having "Baer Brakes" for Breakfast again? Would you please pass the Baer Brakes?

or

$2,000 on the Visa? There had better be "Baer Brakes" hidden in this house somewhere!



However, never, ever scream "Baer Brakes"!! during intimacy, it doesn't work. (Bill, please tell us that you did not use this as the BIG HINT!)

[61Bubbletop]

Jim,

A kick in the balls would be easier to take then moving 2 days before Christmas, when it is about 5F outside!...

[Ummgawa]

Yes Indeed, Jeff, A kick in the Balls would be easier.

[jannes_z-28]

I must tell a funny story about getting X-mas gifts to the wifes.

A friend of mine gave his wife an alternator as the main gift one year. Guess the look on her face when opening that one AND the eye he got from her.

His lame excuse when she started to bitch about this excellent gift "-Well it is broken in your car so you need a new one."

I mean we men (car nuts) would have thought that we finally got a wife that understood us, right. But women only want juvelry, expensive shoes and so on. But as we all know they are from some other planet...

And how do you know about what you are going to get. Do you have spies in Santa's factory.

I have been wishing for a benchgrinder but my woman only looks at me as I am an idiot :confused:


Merry Christmas to you all.


Jan

[907rs]

Originally Posted by Ummgawa

However, never, ever scream "Baer Brakes"!! during intimacy, it doesn't work. (Bill, please tell us that you did not use this as the BIG HINT!)

How'd you guess, Jim?

Being the big stud that I am, that's the best time to ask. She hasn't let me down yet!

If it doesn't work, you must be doing something wrong.