A star tries to give back... again:)

[fleet]

@patsajak:

"Given the monumental traffic tie-ups, security & logistical problems, shouldn't the Pope just have used FaceTime?"

[fleet]

@patsajak:

Pope: "Flee the temptation of narcissism." Sajak: "What, and give up show business?"

lol


@patsajak:

"Photobombing a Polaroid shot on the set more than 20 years ago. I was a man ahead of my time."

[fleet]

@patsajak:

"Surprised to see profile of me in Weekend Wall Street Journal. I thought reporter was trying to sell a subscription."


http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-cons...man-1443218583

[fleet]

@patsajak:

"I'm driving a half marathon today. Must remember to stay hydrated."


lol

[fleet]

@patsajak:

"Following Washington National's precedent, if I'm attacked by Vanna during show, I expect her suspended for season."


#Othehumanity

[fleet]

@patsajak:

"Split my time between CA and MD. Drought in CA, flash flood watch in MD. At least it averages out perfectly. #stats"

"Somewhere along the line politicians discovered it's more fun to tell people how to live than it is to fix potholes."

"I embarrassed myself in a discussion with Vanna tonight, confusing the Paleolithic & Neolithic Periods. #Mortified"

"Is it my imagination, or did we start downhill when the Personnel Department became Human Resources?"

[fleet]

@patsajak:
"Glad hurricane computer models were so wrong. I'm sure models for the future are more accurate. #SettledScience"

[fleet]

@patsajak:

"Apparently I've reached the age where, even if nothing hurts, I'm required to grunt when I stand up. #ThatsAttractive"

[fleet]

@patsajak:

"Since House Speaker does not have to be a member of Congress, I'm thinking of running. Perfect for a game show host."

[fleet]

@patsajak:

"Before it becomes a career-damaging sentiment, Happy Columbus Day."

lol

#sadbuttrue