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**fleetus macmullitz** · #**441** 04-07-2016, 01:37 AM

@patsajak

"Bad news. Test marketing of the "Pat Sajak Strength & Nutrition Bars" failed miserably. May try reverse mortgages."

"If they had two political parties that held primaries on DC Comics' Bizarro World, they might look a lot like ours."

**fleetus macmullitz** · #**442** 04-07-2016, 03:48 PM

@patsajak

"Good news for those of you who hear my voice in your head: I'm now broadcasting in Dolby Surround Sound."

lol

**fleetus macmullitz** · #**443** 04-09-2016, 08:17 AM

@patsajak

"Please raise awareness."

lol

**fleetus macmullitz** · #**444** 04-12-2016, 11:51 PM

@patsajak

"We must deal with our crumbling infrastructure.

Meantime, I might start wearing Spanx."

**fleetus macmullitz** · #**445** 04-18-2016, 11:05 AM

@patsajak

"Did another 5K run today.

I can't believe people are willing to pay me 5K to be in their races."

#kingofcomedy

**fleetus macmullitz** · #**446** 04-20-2016, 10:55 AM

@patsajak

"Important race over in NY.

Pens beat Rangers."

#datsbad

**fleetus macmullitz** · #**447** 04-21-2016, 12:47 PM

@patsajak

"Vanna and I are thrilled to be on the new $100 bill. Although I don't understand the donkey on reverse side."

#goldstarsforeveryone!

**fleetus macmullitz** · #**448** 04-21-2016, 07:05 PM

@patsajak

"Common question in 40 years: "Hey, Grandma & Grandpa, where were those tattoos located when you first got them?"

lol

intocarss · #**449** 04-22-2016, 01:43 AM

PURE GOLD!!!

**fleetus macmullitz** · #**450** 04-22-2016, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by intocarss

PURE GOLD!!!

#freegoldforeverybody!