"I like parking at Starbucks to watch people drag themselves in like zombies, then come out laughing, skipping & burning their lips through plastic lid."
"In this season of thanks, I'm grateful to our viewers & I never want to lose touch. When people approach to say hi, my bodyguards are instructed to smile & wave and use minimum force."
"Black Friday chaos here in Beverly Hills! Limo drivers fighting for parking spaces in front of Gucci! Wrestling for bracelets at Cartier! Madness!!"
"Having a great time on the Seniors Arm Wrestling (SAW) Tour. Easy win over Angela Lansbury last night. Ed Asner later today in Semis."
"Once again robbed in @people Mag's "Sexiest Man Alive" competition. Next best hope is that they start posthumous division."
"Getting out the Christmas decorations today. Our caroler is very possessive of her music."
Brian Hobaugh SCCA National Tour June 2014
First Hemi 'Cuda Convertible Ever Built
Short clips: Goodguys Pleasanton autocross and pit videos
The man is on fire!
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