Dumbest thing anyone has ever said to you about your car?

[J-440]

Had a 67 Coronet and drove to the local show. The 67 rear wheelwells were sort of straight and not completely round like the fronts. Guy sees my car and says "Man, it must be a bitch to change those rear tires when you have a flat!!" I say "Why's that?". He says "Because don't you have to lower the axle to do it?" I let him slide b/c he was already into a few beers.
Oh yeah, and "Nice Impala".

[69496]

Just yesterday I guy asked me if I want to sell my 1990 Camaro. Nothing wrong with that other than my Camaro is a 1970.

[SLO_Z28]

I was taking one of our 09 Chargers to get it washed, and these two ricer kids walk up, stop in their tracks all slack jawed, and say "Oh ****, the cops have the new camaros now!"

lol.

I wish we had 2010 Camaros......

[79transam455]

Haha Ive been asked what year Camaro is that?
When TRANS AM is decaled on the entire car!

What engine is that?
A 455.
Why would you put that big of engine into that car?
Because I can.
Thats stupid. You must get horrible fuel economy.

[cees67]

i was at cruise this weekend and i have never had more people walk up to me and with a serious look, ask me flat out how much money i have in my car. I had my wife standing next to me the whole time which made it twice as awkward. .... i dont get that at all

[FreddieCougar]

While I was in Seattle visiting my mom, I sometimes drive her Saleen Explorer. One time I was getting gas, and a guy was walking laps around it, looking it over. Finally he says "nice job" To which I replied, "what do you mean?" He said "it's a nice fake, you must have put a lot of time into that"
Wasn't worth the time to explain it to him.

[redfire69]

Originally Posted by cees67

i was at cruise this weekend and i have never had more people walk up to me and with a serious look, ask me flat out how much money i have in my car. I had my wife standing next to me the whole time which made it twice as awkward. .... i dont get that at all

I get that all the time. Easy answer... "too much!"

[DataBit]

At the local drugstore:

Idiot: Cool car, what year is it?
Me: 69 camaro
Idiot: Are you sure? It looks like a mustang?
Me: Nope, it is a 69 camaro, see the emblem on the front?
Idiot: Well, those can be changed.
Me: Yeah, I guess your right, I better go check the title again.

I think it is the funniest conversation about cars. Lols
The second one is also awesome.

[va72mlibu]

two 14 year old boys and two 14 year old girls walked by my garage the other day while I was in there working. I assume the boys were trying to impress the girls. Here's the conversation as I heard it.
Girl: That's a cool car. What is it?
Boy: It's an Optima. Those things are fast!

[Ron Fox]

Originally Posted by va72mlibu

two 14 year old boys and two 14 year old girls walked by my garage the other day while I was in there working. I assume the boys were trying to impress the girls. Here's the conversation as I heard it.
Girl: That's a cool car. What is it?
Boy: It's an Optima. Those things are fast!

That's a cool Ford Optima...