Buttonwillow Sept. 15&16, 2012 Smack Talk

[Vegas69]

Originally Posted by kyle_newman

You guys are all in trouble! my 57 year old box is going to come and DOMINATE all of your "young gun" cars! Non stand a chance! So when your WHOLE rear view mirror is full of bumper and grill just move out of the way..... The Newman train is rolling through! Whoot whoot

I take it one of your bros is a better driver?

[kyle_newman]

Originally Posted by Vegas69

I take it one of your bros is a better driver?

my 2 year old son Kooper Clutch Newman will be driving, he's a better driver than you thats for sure!

[Vegas69]

Originally Posted by kyle_newman

my 2 year old son Kooper Clutch Newman will be driving, he's a better driver than you thats for sure!

I'm assuming pro basketball wasn't on your mind the day you named your boy.

[kyle_newman]

you and your tow truck better watch out!

[Vegas69]

Awesome man! I bet he grows up and schools us both. Me a little less than you.....

[DFRESH]

Originally Posted by Chad-1stGen

Well I picked up my Camaro from the shop today.

The quality of the work was so poor and there are so many problems with it that I've decided not to bring a knife to a knife fight.... I'm bringing a gun!!

Some searching on craiglist and I found this badass machine. I'm waiting to hear back on my offer. If the deal goes though you guys are definitely gonna need a bigger white board!

I give you the... BUTTONWILLOW DOMINATOR!!



This thing is even fully track ready as evidenced in this picture!



Fear me

I'm out.

[DFRESH]

Originally Posted by ironworks

Im thinking that if you installed any of those fancy begged and borrowed parts in your garage then you would have no excuses. At least this way you can always talk about what your car will be next year after you install that subframe that so far is just way to get Kyle Tucker to come to your party. Dont worry if you install those parts in black beauty and your still only top 10, then you can just tell people how fast your drag car would be had they not shut down the drag strips in LA.

Hey, I resemble those remarks--and I wasn't top ten--top 16--it's important. Should I apologize now for driving your race car 1 second faster on the AutoCross than you did--on my first pass?

Here it comes-------Sorry.

Kyle and I were tight way before the subframe---we used to hang out all the time playing Dungeons and Dragons --he was the spellcaster and I was the thrallmaster---together we defeated many a gulfmoore.

Once I get the drag car running (), I will challenge you to a race--by then, one of the tracks should be reopened--and you can bring out your drag car----oops-----

And by the way, I don't see that you are coming to this event---why are you posting? Mods, please.

D

[DFRESH]

Originally Posted by Nessumsar

Aint that the truth? That boy likes his cars like he likes his women, loud, harsh, and smoking! Should have gotten himself a vegas hooker! Help a brother out Todd?

And speaking of Todd, he should have been a plastic surgeon with how much he "tunes" his car. "a little more here, a little less there, raise this up, make those bigger..."

Doug hasn't put those parts on his car so everyone will keep talking about him; because once they go on he'll be old news, and Mr. Popular can't have that!

Matt's a good jokester cause mind is quick an direct, too bad I can't say the same for his driving.

Roger's so big I don't dare cross him; and Greg's so short I'd feel bad for making fun of him.

Steven Steven Steven, I don't know where to start with you...

Tommy boy, could the hair get any bigger?

Ok 4 wheel Compton Tub.

"MR. POPULAR"

[DFRESH]

Originally Posted by kyle_newman

you and your tow truck better watch out!

Special K--that is an awesome pic---

Who in the Newman clan will be coming along on this trip? R u guys coming down for Del Mar in two weeks?

D

[ironworks]

Originally Posted by DFRESH

Hey, I resemble those remarks--and I wasn't top ten--top 16--it's important. Should I apologize now for driving your race car 1 second faster on the AutoCross than you did--on my first pass?

Here it comes-------Sorry.

Kyle and I were tight way before the subframe---we used to hang out all the time playing Dungeons and Dragons --he was the spellcaster and I was the thrallmaster---together we defeated many a gulfmoore.

Once I get the drag car running (), I will challenge you to a race--by then, one of the tracks should be reopened--and you can bring out your drag car----oops-----

And by the way, I don't see that you are coming to this event---why are you posting? Mods, please.

D

I knew you and KT went way back.

I have a buddy with a camaro with my name already written on the roof. ROGER LEE HOLDER, it has power windows still. I'm sure I could borrow it for pinks. But if I win you can keep all that barney purple stuff you have on the engine to try and hide the fact it's a small block under all the gay purple dinosaur engine dress up kit.

As far as signing up for the event, my wife has it on her list to cut and send a check. I just have no idea which car to bring. I might just bring my big rig and out class that El Paso Tex MEX pull rig you have out front of you house that you tried to say belonged to you neighbor with that boomerang radio antenna on the camper shell of you cut cab dually on 16.5" Boyds.

Just to be clear, you did beat my time but I would have thought you cut my time in half since everything on my car is twice as big and strong as everything on your car.

Engine 285hp vs 560hp
front tires - 135 spare tire vs 295
door gaps - 1/2" - 5/8" vs 1/4" -5/16"
Size of drivers ego - well Doug Renner - enough said - some hillbilly monster truck driver from Bakertucky.

Oh and the seats on my car are not actually from the space ship in the movie Flight Of the Navigator. Just sayin