Another Thursday Funny

[Jimmy Sean]

A woman went to a K-Mart customer service counter and told the clerk she
wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it wouldn't work. The clerk
told her that he could not give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms in the air and started screaming,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,

PINCH MY NIPPLES,

PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
in front of a grwoing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that
there was no refund as the toaster was purchased on special.

The woman again raises her arms and screams,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,

PINCH MY NIPPLES,

PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

In shock, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says,

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES
PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded.