Some more humor
An 80-year-old man from Los Angeles went to the doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. In fact, I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that", he beamed with pride?
The doctor considered his question for a moment and then replied, "I have an older friend in his 80 s, much like you who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water.
He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that", implored the doctor?
The 80-year-old man scratched his chin thoughtfully for a moment and then replied, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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William Rouleau
Project PonySnake
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