Its Friday Somewhere

[Ummgawa]

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new
> Ferrari GTO It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it
> costs him $500,000.
>
> He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light An old man on a
> Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man
> looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya got there,
> son ny?"
>
> The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
>
> "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
> "Because this car can do up to 230 miles an hour!" states the doctor
> proudly.
> The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
> "No problem," replies the doctor.
>
> So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
> sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all
> right,but I'll stick with my Moped!"
>
> Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
> just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the
> speedometer
> reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It
> seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and
> suddenly WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
> Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be
> going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself.
>
> He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 200 mph. Then,
> up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped! Amazed that
> the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped
> at 215 mph.
>
> WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror
> and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
>
> Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and
> takes the Ferrari all the way up to 225 mph.
>
> Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again!
> The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing more he can do!
> Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the
> rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is
> still alive. He r uns up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My Gosh! Is
> there anything I can do for you?"
>
> The old man whispers, "Unhook .. my suspenders ... from your .. side
> view... mirror."

[Teetoe_Jones]

That is too funny!

Tyler

[Diognes56]

David

[GvEman]

That was a good one!