Its Christmas, one more chuckle.

[Ummgawa]

A young man gets caught in his room

1.Spanking the Monkey
2.Floggin' the Bishop
3.Whackin' the Willie
4.Test firing the Missile
5.Doin' the White mans Overbite
6.Turning Japanese
7.Testing his Wedding Tackle
8. your favorite...

by his Mom. She is so surprised by this all she can say is " If you do that too much, you'll go blind!!"

The boy, frightened, asks his Mom, "Can I do it until I need reading Glasses?"

[Ummgawa]

Stu, that's for you Homey!!

[camcojb]

Jody

[Stuart Adams]

Too funny..

Jim, you da man.

SEMA is tommorrow right.

[Speedster]

Funny, very funny.

So I have to ask - do contacts count ??

-Bruce

[Ummgawa]

Stuart, question requiring your expertise.

[Stuart Adams]

I see alot of females that have poor vision too, what does that mean, LOL...........

[Ummgawa]

That you have the greatest job in the Universe!!!