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**Ummgawa** · #1 05-16-2006, 09:53 AM

Her Diary/His Diary

1. HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing.

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.

I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

2. HIS DIARY

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

rwhite692 · #2 05-16-2006, 09:54 AM

LOL Thanks Jimbo!

Yep, this is pretty accurate distillation of the male vs. female thought process!

black2002ls · #3 05-16-2006, 10:08 AM

wow, replace shot the worst round of golf today with my worst Atomic test grade to date and I've been through that. lol. That was a good one!

**Ricochet** · #4 05-16-2006, 12:15 PM

Leave it up to you Jim to give everybody a laugh..Thanks!!!

**Stuart Adams** · #5 05-16-2006, 01:13 PM

Good one Jim. You da man.

Speedster · #6 05-16-2006, 02:23 PM

So very true.

EFI · #7 05-17-2006, 01:13 PM

FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store, a bass boat and a 69 camaro. This doesn't
rhyme and I don't give a hoot.
Amen

Speedster · #8 05-17-2006, 05:30 PM

Ha, Ha, Ha...

Diognes56 · #9 05-20-2006, 08:33 AM

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David